Australia’s potential next PM Kevin if-I-was-any-straighter-I’d-be-a-30cm-ruler Rudd will go on ROVE tonight and tell the nation who he would turn gay for…
Our current PM will be at home tucked into bed.
Everyone already knows who he’d turn gay for…
Here they are polar bear cub shooting…
“Not here Johnny, let the Man of Steel come out to play at home…”
Matching ties… touching… very touching!
Whispered sweet nothings on an early morning stroll…
Lovers tiff?
Dumping???
Kiss and make up…
Honeymoon
Persian rug sale…
As for Ruddy my prediction is he will undoubtedly turn gay for this man…
or Mr Environment…
or
or Mr Fishnets
or perhaps
or will his choice bat for the conservative vote…
Who will he choose?
